Executive Function Is Currently Off | Vintage Anatomy Tee
Sorry, the executive function is currently off.
We’re not sure where the switch is.
This tee pairs a wonderfully strange vintage anatomical engraving with botanical details, a wandering butterfly, and the unfortunate reality that sometimes the part of your brain responsible for doing the things is simply… off.
Made for neurodivergent brains, overwhelmed humans, chronic overthinkers, people with seventeen tabs open (internally or otherwise), and anyone who has ever walked into a room and immediately forgotten why.
The central anatomical image comes from a vintage engraved medical study of the human head, depicting exposed facial muscles and skull anatomy in the detailed linework characteristic of 19th-century medical illustration. The imagery used in this design is not AI-generated. I reworked the vintage anatomy imagery into this original UJF collage design with botanical elements, a butterfly, typography, and, naturally, one very detached jaw.
Sometimes executive function is off.
Maybe something more interesting can wander in.
Designed by Unproductive Joy Factory
No skill required. No outcome expected.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Unproductive Joy Factory
- Email: contact@support.unproductivejoyfactory.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Executive Function Is Currently Off | Vintage Anatomy Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
